The Six Word Story

Hello again! It is believed that sometime in the 1920s Ernest Hemingway was bet 10 dollars that he could not tell a story in six words. He produced the following:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

In the spirt of this story, I have produced some of my own six word works. They are as follows:

Mother has to stop pole dancing.

The villagers ate the meat - suspiciously.

I awoke naked. Enough wine coolers!

I need help. Not you, martian.

After I did this, I tried to see if I could do the same thing in five words. I wrote this:

This is not my skeleton!

So.. what do you think? If you have one you would like to share, please leave one in the comments below! Thanks for reading.