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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Pieces of Wisdom

So I know my posts have been a little thin recently. Last few weeks of school are a busy time. Then it is off to the races - if the races were a computer where and I had time to write down some stuff.
Friends are a lot like a burrito. I like having burritos around, but they should shut the door when they are going to the bathroom.
A couple of days ago I heard some stupid dad tell his son to reach for the stars. After the dad left, I told the kid, "Look kid, your Dad is an idiot. You are never going to get to those stars, they are like 500 feet away!!!"

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