A NEW STORY

FANNY AND THE (MOSTLY) TRUE STORY OF THE YUCKY, GROSSFART

One day Fanny* farted and it smelled bad.  It smelled like gross poop.  The smell was so gross that I fainted, butbefore I could do that I threw up.  WhenI woke up I saw my barf so it made me barf some more.  Then Fanny* came in and tooted again and thewhole world blew up.

THE END

*Someone wouldn’t let me use her REAL NAME

Pieces of Wisdom

So I know my posts have been a little thin recently. Last few weeks of school are a busy time. Then it is off to the races - if the races were a computer where and I had time to write down some stuff.

Friends are a lot like a burrito. I like having burritos around, but they should shut the door when they are going to the bathroom.

A couple of days ago I heard some stupid dad tell his son to reach for the stars. After the dad left, I told the kid, "Look kid, your Dad is an idiot. You are never going to get to those stars, they are like 500 feet away!!!"