FANNY AND THE (MOSTLY) TRUE STORY OF THE YUCKY, GROSSFART
One day Fanny* farted and it smelled bad. It smelled like gross poop. The smell was so gross that I fainted, butbefore I could do that I threw up. WhenI woke up I saw my barf so it made me barf some more. Then Fanny* came in and tooted again and thewhole world blew up.
*Someone wouldn’t let me use her REAL NAME