A NEW STORY

FANNY AND THE (MOSTLY) TRUE STORY OF THE YUCKY, GROSSFART

One day Fanny* farted and it smelled bad.  It smelled like gross poop.  The smell was so gross that I fainted, butbefore I could do that I threw up.  WhenI woke up I saw my barf so it made me barf some more.  Then Fanny* came in and tooted again and thewhole world blew up.

THE END

*Someone wouldn’t let me use her REAL NAME